10 edible bouquets you can give your bae instead of flowers

Here are 10 edible bouquets you can give your  bae instead of flowers this Valentines day 1. Chili bouquet Give your honeybunch what he/she ...

Here are 10 edible bouquets you can give your bae instead of flowers this Valentines day

1. Chili bouquet
Give your honeybunch what he/she wants: spice in his/her life.
Johnny recommends: 
Jalapeño for the conyo
Siling labuyo for the may kalaguyo
Bell pepper para may forever

2. Fruits and vegetables
Perfect for the sexy sultress (or the buff dude) who’s currently on low-calorie, gluten-free, vegan diet. Just kindly approach your neighborhood nutritionist for serving size and nutritional facts.

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3. Sashimi
Make your partner feel the freshness of your love by giving him/her raw fish, Shipped straight from the busy alleys of the Tsukiji market or your local talipapa.
Whether it be salmon or tuna, the love of your life will probably respond with ooh la la.

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4. Chocolates
For the frugal or the stingy, no need for bouquet and chocolates separately. Just ensure that it won’t be the two of you who will separate, after your valentines date.

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5. Sausage

Tasty! Smoky! Yummy! No, we’re not talking about you Ha! Ha! But you can opt to give this to make your babe say #YesPAPA
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6. Oysters
Noted to be high in zinc and one of the most popular aphrodisiacs, perfect for the manyaks and the like.

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7. (Chicharon) Bulaklak
High-protein flowers freshly picked from the gut of Ms. Piggy, Porky, and Peppa.
Don’t eat a lot so you won’t get fat. Warn your “babe” for the high cholesterol, or you might next attend a burol.

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8. Edible flowers
If you’ll give flowers to your loved one, then choose already those which can be eaten afterwards.
Johnny recommends:

Sampaguita for your sinisinta
Santan for the magtatanan
Rosal para sa may magandang-asal

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9. Chicken
You lovey dovey will like this surely.
Just please don’t chicken out on your date this evening or your partner will surely be crying.

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10. Bacon
Johnny useless fact: bae is actually the contraction of the word bacon.
Everything is better with bacon and bacon is the foundation of our nation and our hope for the future generation.
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